Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells
nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a
sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor
is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Carl. The
midget."